Depressing Realizations

My life is less interesting than the lives of the people to whom my spam is addressed. Look what shot down the intertubes this morning, somehow bypassing my spam filter:

Hi James,

Here is the video of this patient interrogation / cross-examination. I think he doesn't say everything.

I'll ask the psychologist to work with him. I suppose he can fall under hypnotist's spell. Also I'll make him to pass lie detector examination, and then we'll compare all the information and make a conclusion.

If you need me, I'm online.

Gerald.

Intrigue! Lie detectors! Broken English!