Thursday, January 20, 2005

"Happy" "Inauguration" Day

Day really doesn't need to be in quotation marks, but the others... well. I am nothing if not outraged
My parents can rest easy: I have sworn off men. At this point, any relationship at all seems not worth it. This may make me heartless and bad and all the rest, but I am returning to my earlier claim that all I need is my coffee, my friends, my TV, and my books. Nothing else. Other stuff gets in the way and makes me unhappy. I don't like to be unhappy. The end.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

mmmm coffee. Guys make better friends then dates, you become less critical of them and they dont feel inclined to do anything toward you which you might find weird. Another good idea, would be to get to know them before you go out with them!

Anonymous said...

Ingrid says it's The Oaf of Office now.
Swearing off men sounds serious. Phone your mommy immediately.

Anonymous said...

Swearing off men is for crybabies (or lesbians). Get back on the horse.

Jessica said...

I'm allergic to horses.

Anonymous said...

It's only an expression. The point is that it's really not in your best interests to give up on men or relationships. Relationships all have their ups & downs, and at some times, there seems to be more downs than ups. It doesn't do you any good to bail out at the first sign of stormy weather.

Anonymous said...

It's only an expression. The point is that it's really not in your best interests to give up on men or relationships. Relationships all have their ups & downs, and at some times, there seems to be more downs than ups. It doesn't do you any good to bail out at the first sign of stormy weather.

Anonymous said...

It's only an expression. The point is that it's really not in your best interests to give up on men or relationships. Relationships all have their ups & downs, and at some times, there seems to be more downs than ups. It doesn't do you any good to bail out at the first sign of stormy weather.

Jessica said...

Um... curious here: who are you, O imparter of wisdom?

Anonymous said...

Cant you read! I am Anonymous.

Jessica said...

Thanks, anonymous. Gosh, it's awesome that you're so brave revealing your identity to everyone.

Anonymous said...

The first comment would be mine. I have little to no clue what happened, butgood for you! its better to be happy. Happiness is most definately good. taking steps to make yourself happy does not make you heartless, your simply a better person when your happy! relax, lifes to short not too have fun! - Jacob