WestJet

WestJet is the most fabulous airline ever. They don't feed you, but that way you're not guessing about it (Air Canada, I am looking at you). The staff are not only efficient, but so nice. I just called to confirm my flight and the lady was very polite and advised me that "if you want to bring, say, a large pepperoni pizza on board, you should bring a slice for the flight attendant because then she'll act as a bodyguard against the other passengers and you can eat your pizza in peace." Point taken, madame.

I'm going home!!!