Department of Things We Knew Already

1. Norse mythology is round the twist.

2. Colleen is awesome. We spent two and a half very lovely days bumming around eating bagels and giggling. She's en route to Toronto to begin her illustrious stage career in earnest. We hit most of the shopping and eating highlights we wanted, because she's been here before and didn't really need the "this is Parliament! Here is the Supreme Court!" shtick again. Nobody likes parliamentary democracy that much. Friday night we had dinner with the other Jessica, and made the discovery that pizza is delicious (see: post title). Nobody had taken the Colleener to the Glebe for boutiquing before, so we did that. The By Ward Market kiosk people were able to set her up with a very attractive green scarf. Katherine's birthday do was on Saturday night, so we proceeded to the dive bar for karaoke fun times. It was pretty awesome; some old sketchy guy proposed to Colleen and she was suitably horrified.

3. Sometimes Colleen and I are lame. This means we did not take any pictures, nary a one, that were not ludicrously grainy camera-phone snaps. My camera keeps eating batteries, I'm not sure what her excuse was. There are photos from karaoke, but we are singing in all of them and thus look ridiculous. Oh, fine, here is one plagiarized from someone else's camera. I call it "Karaoke Is Serious Business".

How humiliating for the seriously crazed girl on the left. I do hope she doesn't fail her international relations essay.