Oh, No.

I think... maybe I am still writing my public affairs paper on something not sufficiently related to the themes we are supposed to cover. But I have 15 whole hours to fix it! It's fine! And at the same time I can write my weekly commentary for gepolitics, attend that awesome One Voice rally downtown, file my passport application, get somebody from the super's office to fix the #%@^ leaky tap, research my thesis, study for my econ midterm, and get my public affairs group project in order. Why didn't I think of any of this this morning when I was thinking how awesome life was? And why did I waste 180 of my non-renewable life minutes in an international relations seminar arguing with the Hate German? I call him the Hate German because I hate him. And he's Austrian. Jokes!

Isn't there something you can do to lab rats where you expose them to so much stress that they forget to perform basic life functions and their systems completely shut down?