Note to the Drunk People Outside

I've Been Workin' on the Railroad is not a good drinking song. Also, I know it's Tuesday night. Going "it's Toosday Nite! Woo! Holy shit!" in tones of amazement is really, really not necessary. Tuesdays come around once every seven days, there is no need for such excitement. I appreciate your joie de vivre, just please have it elsewhere.