Mistakes I Have Made

Getting into The Office and into a business course in the same semester. Tell me, please, which of the following is parody and which is course material:

Michael : Phyllis, Stanley, I want you to switch desks. I am going to reorganize and restructure the physical layout of the office to maximize everything. I think we’ll get a lot done. Don’t you? On paper, at least, and we are, after all, a paper company.

Brooke: Mail will come into a special room on the top floor; each item will be opened, scanned, sent to the central computer, and then shredded. Rubbish will go down a meter-diameter clear plastic tube through the floors and the cafeteria so everyone can see it going out. I want study cells set up for meetings -- but bare, so no one can claim one of them as an office. No lingering. Internally we must share, folks, share all, all the time.

Anyway: I have an assignment due tomorrow and I don't want to do it. This blog is definitely going to get me in trouble at some point.